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[announcer] Meet Eddie, twenty-three years old. Fed up with
life and the way things are going, he decides to rob a liquor
store. ("I can't take this no more, I can't take it no
more homes") But on his way in, he has a sudden change
of heart. And suddenly, his conscience comes into play...
("Shit is mine, I gotta do this.. gotta do this")
[Dr. Dre] Alright, stop! (Huh?) Now before you walk in the
door of this liquor store and try to get money out the drawer
You better think of the consequence (But who are you?) I'm
your motherfuckin conscience
[Eminem] That's nonsense! Go in and gaffle the money and run
to one of your aunt's cribs And borrow a damn dress, and one
of her blonde wigs Tell her you need a place to stay You'll
be safe for days if you shave your legs with an aged razor
blade
[Dr. Dre] Yeah but if it all goes through like it's supposed
to The whole neighborhood knows you and they'll expose you
Think about it before you walk in the door first Look at the
store clerk, she's older than George Burns
[Eminem] Fuck that! Do that shit! Shoot that bitch! Can you
afford to blow this shit? Are you that rich? Why you give
a fuck if she dies? Are you that bitch? Do you really think
she gives a fuck if you have kids?
[Dr. Dre] Man, don't do it, it's not worth it to risk it!
(You're right!) Not over this shit (Stop!) Drop the biscuit
(I will!) Don't even listen to Slim yo, he's bad for you (You
know what Dre? I don't like your attitude..)
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("It's alright c'mon, just come in here for a minute")
("Mmm, I don't know!") ("Look baby..")
("Damn!") ("Yo, it's gonna be alright, right?")
("Well OK..")
[announcer] Meet Stan, twenty-one years old. ("Give me
a kiss!") After meeting a young girl at a rave party,
things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom.
Once again, his conscience comes into play... ("Shit!")
[Eminem] Now listen to me, while you're kissin her cheek and
smearin her lipstick, I slipped this in her drink Now all
you gotta do is nibble on this little bitch's earlobe.. (Yo!
This girl's only fifteen years old You shouldn't take advantage
of her, that's not fair) Yo, look at her bush.. does it got
hair? (Uh huh!) Fuck this bitch right here on the spot bare
Til she passes out and she forgot how she got there (Man,
ain't you ever seen that one movie _Kids_?) No, but I seen
the porno with SunDoobiest! (Shit, you wanna get hauled off
to jail?) Man fuck that, hit that shit raw dawg and bail..
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[announcer] Meet Grady, a twenty-nine year old construction
worker. After coming home from a hard day's work, he walks
in the door of his trailer park home to find his wife in bed
with another man. ("WHAT THE FUCK?!?!") ("Grady!!")
[Dr. Dre] Alright calm down, relax, start breathin..
[Eminem] Fuck that shit, you just caught this bitch cheatin
While you at work she's with some dude tryin to get off?!
FUCK slittin her throat, CUT THIS BITCH'S HEAD OFF!!!
[Dr. Dre] Wait! What if there's an explanation for this shit?
(What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?!) Alright Shady,
maybe he's right Grady But think about the baby before you
get all crazy
[Eminem] Okay! Thought about it, still wanna stab her? Grab
her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her? That's
what I did, be smart, don't be a retard You gonna take advice
from somebody who slapped DEE BARNES??!
[Dr. Dre] What'chu say? (What's wrong? Didn't think I'd remember?)
I'ma kill you motherfucker!
[Eminem] Uhhh-aahh! Temper temper! Mr. Dre? Mr. N.W.A.? Mr.
AK comin' straight outta Compton y'all better make way? How
in the fuck you gonna tell this man not to be violent?
[Dr. Dre] Cause he don't need to go the same route that I
went Been there, done that.. aw fuck it... What am I sayin?
Shoot em both Grady, where's your gun at?
{gun fires, is cocked, and re-fired}