Miss
Marmelstein!
Miss
Marmelstein!
Miss
Marmelstein!
Oh,
why is it always Miss Marmelstein?
Miss
Marmelstein?
Miss
Marmelstein?
Other
girls get called by their first names right away
They
get cozy intimate ...
Do
you know what I mean?
Nobody
calls me: "hey, baby doll!"
Or
"Honey Dear" or "Sweetie Pie"
Even
my first name would be preferable
Though
it's terrible, it might be better:
It's
Yetta!
Or
perhaps my second name that's Tessye
Spells
T-E-S-S-Y-E!
But
no, no, it's always Miss Marmelstein!
You'd
think at least Miss M. they could try...
Miss
Marmelstein!
Miss
Marmelstein!
Miss
Marmelstein!
Miss
Marmelstein!
Miss
Marmelstein!
Oh, I could die!
I'm
a very willing secretary
Enjoy
my work as my employer will corroborate
Except
for one disappointment one fly in the ointment
It's
great I mean simply great
But
the aggravation of my situation
I
might as well get it off my chest
It's
the drum appellation
Oh
pardon the big words
I
apply But I was an English major at C.C.N.Y.
Drum
appellation!
Well,
literally I am persistently addressed
Persistently,
perpetually, continually and inevitably addressed!
Believe
me, it could drive a person positively psychosomatic
Why
is it always Miss Marmelstein?
Miss
Marmelstein?
Miss
Marmelstein?
Other
girls get called by their nick names right away
Slightly
naughty or riske
Do
you know what I mean?
Ha!
Ha...Mmmmmmm!
Nobody
calls me : "Koo-Chee-Koo" or "Boobala"
or "Passion Pie"
Even
"Hey There Babe!" thought not respectable
Ain't
so objectable
It's
kind of crummy but chummy
Of
course if I got married, that would do it
So,
where's the lucky guy?
Ha...
Till then it still is Miss Marmelstein!
Everyday
I get more and more fast
Miss
Marmelstein!
Miss
Marmelstein!
Miss
Marmelstein!
Miss
Marmelstein!
Miss Marmelstein!
Oh...Oh...Oh...!
I could Bust!